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I'm gonna bury this town tonight ♫

I'm gonna dance all night ♪

Created on 2009-04-20 19:55:09 (#19665049), last updated 2009-11-24

293 comments received, 247 comments posted

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Name:The Cobra Life;;
Birthdate:06-16
Location:United States
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SMASH IT UP:

And I may not be loved but they always recall my name \\ I am the artist formerly known as [info]babyfirefly.
Josey Jayne Cannon was born Sara-Anne, and later after confirmation; Sara-Anne Catherine. When she was a child, people looked upon her and said... well, "damn this kid is odd." Years later people say, well, shit...the same thing. Hello. I'm JJ. I like red velvet cupcakes and I will fucking dazzle you bitches. Basically the best way to describe me is if Katy Perry had a baby with Victoria Asher and implanted it in Nikki Reed? You'd get me. Not that girls can get each other pregnant or anything...JUST WORK WITH ME, OKAY? I'm a recovering blonde with a fetish for vintage and coconut/fruity pebbles topped pinkberry. I'm a vegetarian pothead. Basically, I get stoned and eat tofu. Okay not really. No, seriously I'm a vegetarian but I don't just eat tofu when I'm stoned. I smoke Newport 100's and Cherry Cloves and drink Guinness like it's apple juice. I collect Transformers and have six tattoos.I have an adopted poodle named Remy, a cat named Gabanti and a rat named Penelope. I "suffer" from Aspergers but years of continued therapy have helped me wonders. I'm no where near normal, but I'm finally comfortable with that. I'm a filmmaker, a writer, an actress, a criminologist [in training] and a princess. I cosplay as Rosalie Hale. Yes, I'm one of those people. I'm trysexual, meaning I'll try anything, but I'm head over heels for my girlfriend, [info]elekanahmen. I mean that in all seriousness, it's not some lj wifeyclaimness. We actually live together and she's a secret Twitard like me. [though I'm very not secret about my Twitardedness]. Erm, IDK WTF else to say. I'm pretty cool and kind of vain so if you're interested in the whirlwind of my life, comment my FO and add me. If you hate Nikki Reed though you can suck my foot long invisible penis though. KTHNX. Also, if you say anything negative about Victoria Asher, I will get lethal on you. She is my hero, she has taken time out of her busy life to be amazing to me so therefore I will choke a bitch who insults her.

HEY KIDS! FIND ME ON TWITTER;;; LaVidaCobra


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